But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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