guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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