I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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