It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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