that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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