i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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