the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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