Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
operation harelip BJ is a go
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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