Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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