So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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