it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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