So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When are your genitals available?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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