i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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