I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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