That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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