I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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