Im at strip club and am horny
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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