whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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