How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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