if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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