I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
zippers are such a cool invention
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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