WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Found your dick twin last night
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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