if you like me you must not know who I am
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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