Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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