i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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