I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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