Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Randomize