and next time when you feel me up, do it right
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found your dick twin last night
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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