I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
