Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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