break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
...so i touched it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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