Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ladies don't puke and tell
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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