I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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