I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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