she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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