ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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