he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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