i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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