Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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