I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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