it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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