Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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