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I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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