stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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