he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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