I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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