Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
