Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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