I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Buhtt sex?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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