I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
