This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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