I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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