He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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