I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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