We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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