i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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