You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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