awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she smelled like a LAN party
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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