I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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